Chisa Yukizome (
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Predated to a week after
Great Hall - Before the class
[Chisa had always noticed teenagers were at that age where they wanted to do certain things and she was aware that well... that type of thing really hadn't been taught. So after putting a good number of posters and flyers around the school she had set up the Great Hall in the afternoon after classes so that there were a multitude of chairs in rows, much like one would see in a normal class.
Holding her wand, Chisa was rather happy with the result before turning around and waiting for others to arrive.]
Great Hall - After class.
[Chisa had finished talking about what she wanted to, however she really needed to end it with at least some reminders.]
So I hope you have all learned something, but I must say something before I can officially let you go. [She coughs slightly, hands in a fist covering it.] It's okay to want to do that kind of thing, but please, please do not do it in the dorms. It's disrespectful towards roommates and the curtains are not soundproof. So please take it to the Room of Requirement.
[She soon claps.]
And that's it, class is done and you can do whatever with your evening.
[OOC: One can consider this a mingle log in a way, one can talk to others in the before and after or they can talk to Chisa herself if they so choose.]
[Chisa had always noticed teenagers were at that age where they wanted to do certain things and she was aware that well... that type of thing really hadn't been taught. So after putting a good number of posters and flyers around the school she had set up the Great Hall in the afternoon after classes so that there were a multitude of chairs in rows, much like one would see in a normal class.
Holding her wand, Chisa was rather happy with the result before turning around and waiting for others to arrive.]
Great Hall - After class.
[Chisa had finished talking about what she wanted to, however she really needed to end it with at least some reminders.]
So I hope you have all learned something, but I must say something before I can officially let you go. [She coughs slightly, hands in a fist covering it.] It's okay to want to do that kind of thing, but please, please do not do it in the dorms. It's disrespectful towards roommates and the curtains are not soundproof. So please take it to the Room of Requirement.
[She soon claps.]
And that's it, class is done and you can do whatever with your evening.
[OOC: One can consider this a mingle log in a way, one can talk to others in the before and after or they can talk to Chisa herself if they so choose.]
After Class, Open -- Great Hall, Hallways, or Hufflepuff Common Room
Of course it'd be silly to assume there wouldn't be some kind of sex education here. Everyone had to learn from somewhere. Still, that was... That was a lot more in-depth than she expected or wanted.
Adela can't help blushing darkly because of all of this, shrinking in her seat every time something more explicit is brought up. By the time it's all done she's a mess, using one hand to cover her face as she just keeps sitting for a bit. She doesn't want to think about it. She already knows why it's being done like this too.
Thanks a lot, Rin.She's barely paying attention when she finally does get up, heading back to the dorms for the night. Forget studying, she needs to do something to clear her head. Maybe petting her owl or just going to bed will help. ]
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But he saw the funny side to it, so he knew he was much better about the whole thing at least. When he saw Adela going to leave the Great Hall right after it was over, he went to follow.]
Hey! Adela, wait up!
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[ Her speech is a little awkward and stilted, as if she's having trouble getting her brain to kickstart properly. She's still beet red, looking up at him and hoping that he's not about to bring up the lecture they all just had to sit through or anything like that. ]
What's up?
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Do you need me to wait a moment while you stop looking like a bright tomato?
[He figured he might as well continue to speak reguardless.]
It's just I wanted you to look at some designs I have for you.
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After Class, Open
It was hard to shake the images that were now embedded in his brain. He felt like he needed brain bleach if such a thing existed. But there was a mention of being able to at least ask questions and he had one clearly in his mind.]
For those who have little to no interest in this kind of thing, why was this class nessissary?
[He was even asking the students that because he was hoping someone knew the answer.
When he had finished staying in the Great Hall, he could be found trailing behind and trying to think of what to do next, but there really was nothing.]
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Do you think we'll ever forget this anytime soon?
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/rolls this here, sorry for your cinnamon rolls
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Before Class and After, Open
[Sayori sat in one of the chairs as soon as she arrived. She didn't seem nervous or anything, more calm and just ready to get it over with. As she looked around she wondered who else might be around, people from her house were a given, but who else?]
After Class
[Well that was... really something. Interesting how much detail really had to go into it. She was still a shade of red just after it was over, but she managed to shake it off rather quickly and realised she was meant to be doing something. One was to do a quick study of a couple classes and the other was to help out with the only person she knew around here. So she was quick to leave the Hall and find out the time.
She really didn't have the time to study, the class took up pretty much all that time and some extra, so she was late. The young woman could be soon running along the corridors and off towards the dungeon.]
Way after class
[It's a comment that comes from behind the cauldron he's working with. It's not a very disappointed tone, but he had been worried Sayori wouldn't even show up.]
Way after class
Sorry, it seems like two of the professors wanted to do an extra class today.
After Classes
So when the class is over he watched people's reactions with a rather large smile on his face. It was hilarious because some of the reactions were priceless.]
People shouldn't be horrified to something that is perfectly normal.
Before Class and After, Open
[When the class was over, Yuna was quiet. Very quiet. She didn't really have any questions nor did she really have anything else to say about this whole event, but it did make her go the deepest shade of red one could go really.]
The male perspective
But when Chisa, bless her soul, throws sex ed into the round one nice morning, it only gets better. He's, expectedly, the first one to agree and volunteers to help, if needed. He's got the time, could use the distraction, knows it will be first class entertainment AND these kids do need it. No matter how they twist and turn it, Hogwarts is one of the most conservative wizarding schools, that explains Transfiguration to every complicated detail, but completely forgets that teenagers have hormones to deal with too. And he still remembers how that was, when he had been their age.
So that's how he finds himself standing in the Great Hall a week later, listening while Chisa explains, mostly nodding along and occasionally quipping in with some useful information. He's mostly there, because it's good for the kids to have both sides of the equation, but Chisa is better with objective explanations and isn't tempted to torture them with ambiguous remarks, so he keeps his mouth shut. Most of the time.
When Chisa finishes with recommending the Room of Requirement instead of the dorms - Matsuoka squirms in his seat - Sano nods resolutely.]
The Room of Requirement also provides all of the necessities you need, including a booklet on all the protective spells you might need AND an adjacent bathroom. It's really the better option. It also keeps everyone you don't want in there out.
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[Loki's mostly just looking amused at the whole ordeal... and at the people who are so flustered over this.]
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Mr. Laevatein, I fail to see how telling you about the Room of Requirement and a booklet of protective spells is revealing of anything exceptionally different from what everyone with a sane and sound mind would be doing. Because believe it, or not, the count, motility and vitality of my sperm is not that low, that I can conveniently forget my protective spells.
[Apparently so. Apparently, even when he doesn't, he's still not... Nope, not thinking about that now. Enjoy the kid turning green instead.]
And while kids are great, they are big life changers, so you should really consider that, before being naive enough to believe "that won't happen to you".
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Funnily enough, Loki's color isn't changing to any direction. Not even to the slightest hint of pink. He whistles, shaking his head.]
Now that's called bragging. Not very nice.
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[Whether he was lying or not, it was really hard to tell, but he was aware of someone he at least knew who wouldn't of cared about this.]
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Does that answer your question, Mr. Karma?
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Before + After
[Rin still thinks death would have been better. When he heard what the 'Tower Incident' had rolled into, his first impulse had been to flee, but there was no escaping Madame Pomfrey's watchful eye. Rin's surprised she let him out of bed for the time it took to attend to the lesson - HE'S BEEN ORDERED TO ATTEND, HOW HUMILIATING IS THAT? - but apparently, while he's not well enough to be released, it's okay for him to attend a mind scarring event. When he arrived at the Great Hall, he's been pushed into the center front seat. Right. In front. Of the teachers.
He wishes it was possible to die of shame.
He sinks as deep into his seat as is possible without him sliding out of it, face as red as his hair and decidedly not looking at Gareki, who is RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. Fuck his life.]
After
[By the time Professor Yukizome finishes with making a point of NOT doing it in the dorms, Rin is about ready to hang himself. Still, when she says curtains aren't soundproof, he can't help, but pout and mutter under his breath.]
Unless you don't forget to put a silencing charm on them...
[Unfortunately, judging by the menacing aura coming from his left and the sharp look the coach sends him - fuck keen hearing - it gets overheard. Good. Maybe someone will finally decide to murder him now.]
Care to repeat that to everyone, Matsuoka?
[Asshole, Rin thinks, but no, coach, he'd like his death be quick and painless.]
No, sir.
[After the lesson ends he stays where he is, not very keen on walking down the "walk of shame". He's completely intent on sitting there until everyone else leaves, but once again, coach ruins his plans, because he "promised Poppy that you'll be back at the hospital win right after the lesson is done", so Rin is forced to endure even that. Once again, fuck his life.]
After
SHE WAS FEELING SORRY FOR YOU.
NOW SHE JUST THINKS YOU SUCK.
But Adela will come back to the hospital wing later, finally feeling composed enough to do so and sitting at the foot of his bed again. ]
Hey, Rin. You still alive after all that?
[ At least it can't get worse, or at least Adela can think that all she likes... ]
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Barely. Go away.
[He moans.]
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After
But never the less she had eventually found herself going to visit her brother before she planned no heading back to her dorm room. After all he was in the hospital wing once again after the class, might as well check on him like a good little sister.]
Hey... How you holding up?
[Because if she talked about what the heck was just taught it would be the most awkward conversation ever.]
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He can't even look at her, when she comes to visit him after the lesson, looking at his hand playing with the sheets instead.]
Good. Ma'am will let me out tomorrow. I'm sorry I wasn't around, I'll show you around later, ok?
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After Classes
Sakura is just embarrassed and unsure of what to do except cover up her face with her hands and wait for others to leave or bother her. She hoped if people did bother her they could get her mind off of what they all just learnt.]