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imperturbatus2017-01-09 09:23 pm
trustyourblood) wrote in imperturbatus2017-01-09 09:23 pm
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Teacher's lounge
[Zelman doesn't appear at breakfast. Instead, he's sitting on a couch in the room designed for teachers to hang out in, telling the story of how a person who used to be a student is suddenly a teacher. The headmistress had given him a permission to actually tell the whole truth, so it made things easier.]
-- and so the Headmistress saw I was qualified enough to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. Well, I guess that or History of Magic, but that's already taken.
[He takes a sip out of the cola can he has. Then he looks over at the door opening and greets whoever is walking in with a frown and a sigh.]
... I guess I gotta start my story all over again. Should have probably waited for everyone.
DADA (all years)
[All morning there has been a rumor about a new teacher in DADA. The person in question is sitting on his desk, watching the students walk in - amused by the confused faces of some who actually remember him being an ex-Slytherin.
Once everyone is seated, he talks.]
I'm your new teacher, Zelman Clock. I may not look like it, but I am over 150 years old. How, you ask? Well, I'm the vampire professor that one kid was trying to spread rumors off. [He flashes his teeth, not there for show.] My diet is taken cared of, you don't have to worry about that. Though if you feel uncomfortable about being in my class, there are ways to study outside the class.
Now that we have that out of the way... any questions? About vampires or about the past, I don't care. The first lesson today is a getting to know your teacher class.
Wild Card
[Want to meet him after classes? He's available around the school.]
[Zelman doesn't appear at breakfast. Instead, he's sitting on a couch in the room designed for teachers to hang out in, telling the story of how a person who used to be a student is suddenly a teacher. The headmistress had given him a permission to actually tell the whole truth, so it made things easier.]
-- and so the Headmistress saw I was qualified enough to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. Well, I guess that or History of Magic, but that's already taken.
[He takes a sip out of the cola can he has. Then he looks over at the door opening and greets whoever is walking in with a frown and a sigh.]
... I guess I gotta start my story all over again. Should have probably waited for everyone.
DADA (all years)
[All morning there has been a rumor about a new teacher in DADA. The person in question is sitting on his desk, watching the students walk in - amused by the confused faces of some who actually remember him being an ex-Slytherin.
Once everyone is seated, he talks.]
I'm your new teacher, Zelman Clock. I may not look like it, but I am over 150 years old. How, you ask? Well, I'm the vampire professor that one kid was trying to spread rumors off. [He flashes his teeth, not there for show.] My diet is taken cared of, you don't have to worry about that. Though if you feel uncomfortable about being in my class, there are ways to study outside the class.
Now that we have that out of the way... any questions? About vampires or about the past, I don't care. The first lesson today is a getting to know your teacher class.
Wild Card
[Want to meet him after classes? He's available around the school.]