[If it's not taro then...]

Fine, but you gotta tell me how you do it after! I'll make it fair and give you a recipe you don't know.

[This is how recipe and cooking tips work, right? He's never had to trade cooking secrets before and this is in a league of its own. He can't explain just how happy it makes him to be able to talk about it.]

So you probably didn't use anything like carrots, zucchini, or beets. How about ... pumpkin? Spinach?