[Have they?! Sano barks a laugh at that and starts counting on his fingers.]

Let's see... So far I've slept with almost all of the female staff and half of the male stuff, like flirting with underage students, have an illegitimate child somewhere in Japan and all of this is apparently only because I'm in fact a poor, sad and lonely existence. Oh yeah and my father was a dark wizard.

[He feels it unecessary to add that none of it is true.]

I hope I haven't forgotten something.

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